On Today’s Show:

Introduction

0:00.000

The Wellness Vlogger Scam

2:03.886

Channeling Alien Light Beings

6:07.781

The Alien Light Beings Who Marketed At Bottled Water 

15:38.754

Child Has A Roblox Style Meltdown

18:20.272

Man Child Keeps His Mommy Up With Loud Music

20:26.059

Mom Finds Sons Dick Lotion And Sex Toy

24:28.391

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26:14.313

Foot Locker Employee Nuts In The Shoes

27:52.848

Historically Inaccurate Sex With Hitler 

31:30.211

How Sex In The City Has Mutilated One Man’s Penis

35:38.419

Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending

39:10.088

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