Electric scooters have killed bikes. Donuts cost ten bucks. Kids are hoarding plastic rabbit feet like psychopaths, and somehow I ended up saving a construction worker’s butt (literally) from a tree spear. In this episode I rant about 80s nostalgia, Footloose, Indiana Jones refrigerator nonsense, pizza crust revenge, punk rock anthems, Lil Nas X lap-dancing the devil, Billy Ray Cyrus in space, Final Destination shoelaces, and a very awkward story about my balls.

Plus, ChatGPT won’t tell me how to kill a honey badger, but apparently can fuel the “first AI murder.” And I announce the new schedule: Next week The Austin Anderson Show drops every weekday at 10 a.m. because you deserve it.

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