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For Whom the Cockerel Crows


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Episode 97: For Whom the Cockerel Crows
 Salutations, Citizen! Welcome to another edition of the Whiparound, and a merry week of bizarre news it’s been, hey? Let’s get started! This week, we’ve got a bit of SYNERGY! And it was totally unplanned, to boot. NATURAL SYNERGY! See, Jill came in with an unsettling little tale imported from France. Some neighbors are having a dispute that took them all the way to court and it’s all about…a rooster. Yes, it’s Country Mouse vs. City Mouse, 2019 edition, and with a metaphorical axe to a cockerel’s throat, you’ll want to find out which is more sacred: a woman and her cock, or a man and his sleep. Close call. Close call.
 BUT FIRST!
 In a new installation of everyone’s favorite audio shudder-fest, Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre is here with a CURRENT MACABRE EVENT! There’s been a strange murder on a small Australian farm. Bloody footprints trace a harrowing end in an Aussie backyard. An elderly woman lay dead in a pool of blood, right in her own driveway, gone before a promptly called ambulance could arrive. But who’s to blame? The answer is a bloody bizarre one!
PLUS, in Three for the Road, hear tell of a helluva spicy drug bust, new findings about the Loch Ness “Monster,” a cautionary tale about driving a HORSE while drunk, and more, more, always MORE!
I’m a little podcast, hear my tale, here are my segments, here’s my email. I’ll report the news if weird it sounds. Yep!, It’s me THE WHIP-A-ROUND!
LINKS:
 Spicy With A Twist: Nearly 4 Tons Of Pot Found In Jalapeno Shipment
Scottish Lake's DNA Suggests Loch Ness 'Monster' Might Be Giant Eel
 
Unclucky! Holiday home owner loses legal fight against cockerel
 
Retirement home for elderly pets
 
A woman was pecked to death by a rooster, pathologists say
 
Tennessee man arrested for allegedly riding horse drunk, report says
 
Kiddie roller coaster stolen in Ohio
 
Murder of Crows Has Attacked Man for Three Years After One of Their Young Died in His Hands
 
TAGS: Comedy, podcast, news, weird, science, macabre, pets, Australia, rooster, France, scandal
 
**Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**
***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**
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