This week on New Release … ass-kicking cowboys Derrick and Drew are joined by *all-star guest Jamie* to give Chuck Norris his overdue-due. This (forced) viewing of Forced Vengeance is a big milestone for the soft-spoken pedestrian Texan ranger. Finally, Señor Norris—like JCVD and Seagal before him—can proudly say he’s been featured on New Release. A regular Mustache vs Butt vs Ponytail hoedown. Sail with us to Hong Kong as we settle some debts and spin kick some very bad men in the face. We got shallow jokes, deep analysis, and one big hit after another. If your summer needs a dash of the stache, then search ‘New Release’ on Spotify or Apple to subscribe!

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