This week Cap and company were joined by one of Cap's best childhood friends to discuss..."if you could be any age forever, what would it be?" Cap, much to his friend's delight, recounts a rather embarrassing incident from their childhood that in fact led Cap to becoming a stand-up comic as an adult. And, 'THE WEEKLY DUMBASS REPORT" includes a man who eats squirrels and he's only the second grossest guy on the list.