TOP STORIES!

Red Lobster Is Reportedly Heading For Bankruptcy After Losing Millions On Endless Shrimp

Nine Year Old ‘Seagull Boy' wins European screeching competition

Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book

Biden reads out ‘pause’ instruction during speech to union members in gaffe reminiscent of Ron Burgundy

Harvey Weinstein taken to hospital after transferring to Rikers Island jail ahead of court appearance

Airplane passenger fined in Sydney for urinating in a cup

INTERNATIONAL NEWS

Proposed Chinese train station resembles a massive sanitary pad

RELIGIOUS NEWS

Russell Brand announces baptism after months-long spiritual journey: 'Taking the plunge'

Virtual AI priest ‘Father Justin’ who believes he’s REAL and can absolve your sins faces backlash over bizarre answers

Charlotte evangelical pastor in national spotlight, called Trump Bible ‘disgusting’

FINANCIAL NEWS

A woman wheeled a corpse into bank to co-sign a loan last week and was promptly arrested

SCIENCE

Cicadas are nature's weirdos. They pee stronger than us and an STD can turn them into zombies

TRUE CRIME (we call it that for the algorithm)

Woman takes off from Texas park with stolen geese

Man Allegedly Bench-Presses Goose for 10 Minutes at L.A. Park; Goose Allegedly Loves It

HEALTH NEWS

Daily showers are purely 'performative' and have no real health benefit, experts insist

British farmers using Axe body spray to keep rams from fighting - UPI.com

SHOCKING NEWS

Trans grandma able to breastfeed baby with help of experimental hormone drugs

FEEL GOOD STORIES

Seeing a demon in your room when you wake up is more common than you think

Va. farmers find new egg market after Tyson Foods shut down Glen Allen plant

MOVIE REVIEW

MONKEY MAN. Starring Dave Patel.