Friends of the Show with Eli @proxic0n

Eli has been a pal on Twitter for a few years now, he used to go by a different handle, he was @MarlonBrandNo for a while before settling on @proxic0n! He has always been funny and nice online so it is nice to have him on the show this week!

Eli’s Story: How I joined Twitter and got healthy

Eli’s Tweets

[Indian Chief at restaurant]

"Running Bull, Table for one please"

Host: Do you have a reservation?

*Single tear rolls down cheek*

Yes.

— Croxic0n (@Proxic0n) February 25, 2015

[Jeopardy]
Alex: The opposite of death is this
Me: What is life
Alex: Ball is life mufucka
*Dunks on me so hard the backboard shatters*

— Croxic0n (@Proxic0n) April 10, 2015

Me: I have Schrödinger like reflexes

"Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"

Me: Yes and No.

— Croxic0n (@Proxic0n) January 14, 2015

Eli’s picks

LEGOLAS: You have my bow.
GIMLI: And my ax.
[Everyone looks at me, closely guarding my sandwich]
ME: You can have a SMALL bite.

— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) December 4, 2016

From Cat Damon

"You promise you didn't get me bees again"
[me from a distance] just open it

— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) November 11, 2014

From Herbie

people are looking at the conveyor belt waiting for their luggage to come out. suddenly i emerge, sitting on a picnic blanket eating dinner

— herbie (@obviouslyherbie) November 24, 2016

Questions from Twitter

From the lovely SHIM

Would you rather have a tweet go viral or get a compliment IRL

— She'sARealGenius (@ShesARealGenius) June 22, 2017

From SECOND Friend of the SHow Danny @therealeatwood

What’s the story behind your handle and, followup question, what’s the story behind your former handle?

— REW (@therealeatwood) June 23, 2017

From Computer Cleric

-If you could only browse 1 site for the rest of your life what would it be?
-You're magically a major account on 3 sites. Choose which 3.

— Computer Cleric (@PixelMage1) June 23, 2017

From Trey Sploosks

Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dieing

— trev (@sploosk) June 22, 2017

From Kendrick Lobstar

what the hell made you want to join this merry band of idiots (I mean twitter)

— kendrick lobstar (@KLobstar) June 22, 2017

From Adam Broud

Are all the heavens all together or is there like a separate goldfish heaven and a dog heaven and stuff like that

— Abam Droud (@AdamBroud) June 23, 2017

Eli’s Wrap Up – what is he going to do with his life?

Eli’s Shoutouts: “Shout out to the Fucj den. I love all you guys. Special thanks to Ollie @ojedge for being the force that really pushed me over the edge to make this account. And Special thanks to Tanner @discofruit for inviting me to my first group DM and allowing to get to know all of these wonderful people”

Thanks to Eli for being the Friend of the Week!