Friends of the Show Episode 45 with @RockyMomax

“I don’t know what’s gonna happen, man, but I wanna have My kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames”

Rob is a fun and wild twitter jokester who enjoys saving lives in his non-tweeting time. He is a florida surfin’ party dude and has some let’s say, interesting stories, which we’ll get into, and he is also very nice. You can check out his fun jokes on twitter @RockyMomax and I am very happy to have him on the show this week welcome Rob!

Story: throwing knives at a wall / getting arrested

Talkin’ Twitter

Rob’s Tweets:

PHARAOH: we shall build religious monuments. they will baffle future science.

SUBJECT: should we leave them a note to explain how we did it?

PHARAOH: yes, take this down

SUBJECT: ok

PHARAOH: cat, dog, snake, bird, cat, man with the head of a cat, dog, cat, bird

— rob elliott (@rockymomax) January 11, 2018

My pick:

[invited to a wedding]
"ok 6 months to lose 30lbs"
(2 months later)
"4 months to lose 35lbs"
(4 months later)
"I have 8 hours to lose 40lbs"

— rob elliott (@rockymomax) July 5, 2017

Tweets from Others:

"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.

She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.

— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) January 9, 2016

[my funeral after 20 years as a lifeguard]
PRIEST: he died doing what he loved

[cut to me falling out of a lifeguard tower]

— Big Monkey Rod (@MockyRomax) February 24, 2017

Questions from Twitter:

Hi Rob, longtime critic here. Question for you – have you ever had sex? Thanks!

— Michael (@Home_Halfway) March 23, 2018

I am a terrible swimmer…would you rescue me if I was drowning? Describe this event.
Besides that one, what is your most memorable rescue?
Is it possible that I was your lifeguard the whole time?

— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) March 21, 2018

Question from Tom – mention his podcast that you were on – Interested in Music – check it out!

hi long time reader first time commenter

1. can…can you read?
2. what part of the bear would you most/least like to eat?
3. would you rather: lay on the ground with your mouth open and let a worm slither around in your throat for an hour, or get a temporary face tattoo of me

— the banana situation (@trojansauce) March 22, 2018

Hello Rod, can you please make an argument as to why I should be atop the rankings. Also, is a harp just a super guitar?

— brandAn Current Year (@LeBearGirdle) March 21, 2018

How many sandwiches do I want?
How many should I have gotten?

— Ygrene (@Ygrene) March 21, 2018

Uh oh, this calls for an extra anagram

ROBERT ELLIOTT TERRIBLE LOTTO
What is something other people might be happy to win, but you would not?

RODBERT ELLIOTT BORDELLO TITTER
What is an amusing thing that has happened to you in an intimate setting?

— Thomas Brendel (@theSolemnBard) March 22, 2018

If you could do it all over again,,,,,,would you get those artisanal fries?

— penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) March 22, 2018

Who's a good dog? Who is this? Who's a good dog?!

— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) March 22, 2018

Have you ever been to an NFL game where both teams did not have fun?

— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) March 21, 2018

How does it feel having a birth name that makes him seem like he should be Dilbert's long lost dad?

— Adam (@Browtweaten) March 22, 2018

WRAP UP:

That’s it!