It’s a 3-way movie trailer showdown at the streamer corral. We’re tearing through Apple’s FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, Amazon’s HEADS OF STATE, and Netflix’s HAPPY GILMORE 2. We have A LOT to say about FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, not so much about HAPPY GILMORE 2, and dare we say, HEADS OF STATE could be stupid fun?

Listen to find out which of these movies will have us streaming opening weekend, saving to our watch list, or skipping altogether.
Fountain of Youth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gB9h0ELEf0
Heads of State: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J646zM7UM8
Happy Gilmore 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alBuSbDUSig
Links to trailers for other movies we talked about and the titles we couldn't remember:
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh_BJXG1-44
Indiana Jones the the Last Crusade (1989): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sagmdpkWUqc
Billy Madison (1995): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2Q40rXJuMU
Happy Gilmore (1996): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1emDAYCfVQ
My Fellow Americans (1996): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_57GKDXmXKk
The Saint (1997): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqX_aEb1vy4
Zoolander (2001): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtQq0T3ExLs
Love Actually (2003): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Z3_ifFheQ
National Treasure (2004): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqUPxNT8io4
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LsPz8vCULE
The Da Vinci Code (2006): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sU9MT8829k
Funny People (2009): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzciY15Q3BA
Blended (2014): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MuWt2X59fo
The Theory of Everything (2014): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Salz7uGp72c
The Imitation Game (2014): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuPZUUED5uk
13 Hours (2016): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-TjEtqMraM
A Quiet Place (2018): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR7cc5t7tv8
The Lion King (2019): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TavVZMewpY
Nobody (2021): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZti8QKBWPo
The Gray Man (2022): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmllggGO4pM
Hustle (2022): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4iy0reaCA
Leo (2023): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_AEL-Xo5l8
Road House (2024): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZsLudtfjI
IF (2024): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb2187ZQtBE&t=1s
Director's Cut:
*The "yang" in yin-yang rhymes with "bong", when pronounced "authentically" (whatever that means).
*Adam Sandler's character in "Blended" DOES work at a Dick's Sporting Goods store.
*GREEN outfit, not yellow.
*Road House with Jake Gyllenhall and Conor McGregor was actually a remake, not sequel.
*Conor McGregor's MMA record is 22-6. 19 wins via knockout.