Vaguely Inconsistent

Four Grown Men, One Loth Cat, And Too Many Ketchup Packets


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A near‑perfect park day can still go sideways—and that’s where the best stories live. We kick off with holiday chaos, kid‑gift economics, and the annual reality check that toys become cash and earbuds. Then we shift gears into a tightly run Disneyland day that actually respects energy and timing. Lamplight Lounge sets the tone thanks to Doug, a cast‑member MVP who nails food tips and makes breakfast feel special. Soarin’ becomes a mission item, Turtle Talk and Little Mermaid provide strategic breathers, and Grizzly Rapids turns into a choose‑your‑own‑adventure: some of us brave the splash, others protect bags and dignity.

Once we park hop, Galaxy’s Edge tests our patience on Smugglers Run. We unpack why the ride shines only if you’re the pilot and how button‑mashing keeps engineers from seeing the show. The day’s peak laugh arrives on It’s a Small World when four adults tilt a boat so hard we start taking on water—minor panic, major memory, and the kind of selfie that earns a frame. We wrap rides with Star Tours and Buzz Lightyear, call it when feet tap out, and wander Downtown Disney where the LEGO line snakes forever and a certain Loth Cat finds a new home.

Between rides and shopping, the conversation widens: collectibles pricing is upside down, from Black Series and NECA figures to common Funkos that cost like grails. We trade survival tactics—off‑price hunts, limited runs worth chasing, and when to pass. On screens, we compare notes on Song Sung Blue’s live vocals, Stranger Things fatigue, Fallout surprises, and why Landman might be the sleeper win of the year. Finally, the NFL takes center stage with seeding stakes, incentive chatter, and the only cure for ugly Week 18 football: the playoffs.

Come for the Disney planning strategies, stay for the honest laughs about aging, budgets, and friends who can navigate a crowd without losing the joy. If you had a Small World moment of your own or a cast‑member MVP story, share it with us. Subscribe, rate, and drop a review to help more fans find the show—and tell us: which ride is overrated and which one is worth the wait?

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Vaguely InconsistentBy JDL