The Four Horsemen aren’t just pestilence, war, famine, and death—they’re everyone’s head-canon.

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In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we saddle up with John of Patmos and gallop through the wildest alternative theories ever shovelled onto Revelation 6.

Greek gods? Roman Empire? Catholicism? 

Communism? Disney princesses???

Grab your caffeinated Jesus Juice and ride with us—because apparently anything can be the Four Horsemen.

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Need a refresh of our Book of Revelation series?  Catch up here: [Ep. 00] · [Ep. 01] · [Ep. 02] · [Ep. 03] · [Ep. 04] .  [Ep. 05]  . [Ep. 06]   

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