We hope you had a lovely weekend, and spent it in a wise fashion. We did, because we are so wise. It is our defining trait. Also, some of us, and I'm not going to reveal who, had long-needed haircuts, but in a wise way.

Today's stars, and it's not a word we use lightly, are Mike Westcott and Susannah Pearse's songwriting, and the voices of Matty Hughes, Annie Gill and Hugh Trimble.