Courtney and Tanya are back and prepping for Court’s (and Bill Belichick’s) birthday. Magic mic-dropped on the Lakers and quit in front of a Staples Center crowd (2:05). AB is a major bully and JuJu is still his target (6:42). The Red Sox and Pats had an epic duel celebration on opening day (10:30). Tanya proudly debuts the Hall of Game: Gronk edition (16:40). Finally, an ode to spring allergies and “reverse shitty manifesting” (27:07). PS, Kyrie sucks.