Born from the murky river of tarnished America, the trundling beast sat at its typewriter. One claw tick tack tick. Ding. Another sentence. Nixon is in the white room waiting with Kissinger. I will never forget this moment, the beast writes, not even in the dreamless sleep of the plaza strip. Nowadays, bastards everywhere you look.

Frank Miller - Spawn/Batman. Steve Gerber - Adventure into Fear.

"The lash is --- no illusion!"

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