Welcome to our legitimate show of It's Always Sunny! 

This episode has your co-hosts talking magic in the air, fake teeth, being a Yankee doodle dandy,  the deepness of benches, gruesome repairs, a general love of pageantry, the penguin, the meanest girl in the world, the future of patriotism, noses being busted to bits, Walter being very pleased, a lot of bad words, titty bars, belonging in the bathroom, looking suspicious, and how moms are stupid...a-doyyyyyyy 

This episode gets to be mean because its a star