Window creepers and dumb as rock parents…this novella has it all. Tune in for a recap of a book I really didn’t feel comfortable reading but did it just for you! 😂🤦🏻‍♂️😘

Brbrbrrrrrrrrr! (Obviously this is a cool horn sound) Y’all we’ve reached episode 50!!! As a special treat we left our lovely cohost Dina do some recapping for your listening pleasure! This weeks freaky Friday we have a naughty nurse an even naughtier soccer player and a doctor who doesn’t get enough page time in my opinion! Tune in to our 50th epi for the full recap y’all!!!

This episode has got a little bit of everything. Angst, romance, good smex, Daddy. Tune in for the full recap! 😘♥️😂🤦🏻‍♂️🍆🍑

Little nakey nymph Jackie uses her bean stalk and nymph nectar to find the penis giant and saves the rainy day!

A bitchy woman is cursed to have amazing sex with a cucumber plum-nectarine penis and it get more weird than you think.

A disgraced and dissolved mad scientist takes over half the world in a wired sexual frenzy to made rain semen. Follow us in instagram at Freakybookbees and email us at [email protected] with any book requests or just to talk!

A Wiccan priest is seduced by a cheerleader and armasexdon ensues and I recap it for y’all and my bestest mensch Dina. 😘

This week we have an older episode that we thought was lost to the nether realm! It took a lot of hunting around but I finally found her! We have a horny mannequin, a woman with a fun kink, and a laser. Tune in the get the full recap!

What do you do when your freezer breaks down?!?

You call your local appliance supplier and get yourself an Icehotty 2000! Comes with all of the upgrades and mabye a frozen surprise or two!

thank you to Missy Love for once again writing such poetic freezer porn!

Tune in this week to get the full scoop!