Marshall and David forget to record the segment themes. Heather joins for the final 15:00. COMPLETION PERCENTAGE (01:59): David comes up with an objectively funny anecdote | SOUTH AMERICA (12:47): The truth about David stealing Marshall’s stories | The WOWNESS (14:59) of seeing behind the scenes as a TV show is made | WHERE'S THE MACGUFFIN? (23:48): The pros and cons of being competitive | INTENTIONAL GROUNDING (29:44) Heather takes a stand against self-deprecation, as we recall Lions quarterback Jared Goff’s beaten-down demeanor pre-Lions | JUST ONE MORE QUESTION (34:49): Did David seamlessly disguise a misunderstanding for the sake of the podcast? | SIGNALS (39:32): Excited to record psychic NFL prognosticator Jason Windell’s segment, Marshall shares a story of feeling his way into winning a horse race parlay | LAST ROAR (42:38): A warning label on the Carson clip; David gets disconnected—but rejoins in time to deliver the Riverside.fm promo code | Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, “Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)”