Matt reunites with his entire family for the first time in 20 years at Disney, while Michael recovers from a Vegas trip that includes the mind-blowing Sphere, and a very confusing version of blackjack.

Meanwhile, Steve gets locked inside a Substack party inside the White House security perimeter during the Correspondents’ Dinner (yes, really).

Plus: Savannah Bananas debates, parenting chaos, forgotten subscriptions, gambling philosophy, and why rooting for bad baseball teams might actually be good for your productivity.