Today the guys kick it off with Nick letting out some steam about being a real life lawyer.  If the 14th and 15th amendments seem sexy to you, you're in luck because they guys dress them up and throw rose peddles on the bed for you.  "World Wide Weird Laws" has some goofy nonsense from the Philippines or Italy, well Lou finds out the hard way. Flipboard got hacked and the gents have a hoot making fun of the one paying sponsor they have.  Finally they get to those ever nuttier emails offering real oddballs from the internets some free consultation.