This week, we dissect the 4-1 mauling that felt less like a NLD and more like a roadside accident.

Who played well? Tough one. Who didn't? Easier. Igor's fiirst match in charge was like Thomas's last. Plus ca change. But he's got a whole 11 games to put things right.

Was Micky being disrespectful again? Have the players subconsciously downed tools? Why should they put their faith in a journeyman firefighter?

More Room 101 to lighten the tone, plus some intensely stupid tweets to feast on.

Simon Lipson hosts Spurs journalistic legend Julie Welch, and Rob White, son of Spurs footballing legend John. Together they wrote The Ghost of White Hart Lane and boy, we could use his talent now.

Strap in. It's Nice One Cyril.

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