It's time for Luke Pennock and Brendan Flaherty to review 1994's illustrious HARDCORE HEAVEN! Available in full at https://www.patreon.com/hardcorehaven/

The chairs are a-flyin' as Terry Funk and Cactus Jack attempt to usher ECW into an era of "hardcoredom". Meanwhile, there's a "baseball brawl" that has almost nothing to do with baseball, a stiff Sabu vs 2 Cold Scorpio match, multiple guys named Tommy, and a divisive match for the TV title! Did we like this show? Probably not! Also discussed: the vagaries of U2, the increasing uselessness of the MCU, licensing Ghostface, Solo's invention of the nickname, HBO deaths, the fakery of the televised audience, and a whole lot more. Get in in your ear holes. Don't say we didn't warn ya! Theme song by RANX