Sam and Callum dial the crack back a little, seeing as it's a bank holiday. The Amazon fires, Trump being batshit, the fact we're never going to retire and what we want to be when we grow up are the topics of crack this week.

01:05 The Amazon's burning

14:14 Greenland is not for sale, obviously

22:23 It's simple, we kill the old

28:12 The Irreplaceable Craig Charles

32:06 The UK is never satisfied

36:18 Callum wants to be a bin man

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor: John Dalziel