Sam and Callum's bumper crack this week revolves around Johnson lying more, the Tory conference, policing issues, funding for the arts and the infamous Area 51 Raid.

00:47 Alan's birthday cake and Level 2 Lisps

03:37 Johnson's Bollocks Deal

11:00 James Dumberly's idiotic NHS claim

18:39 You get a Taser! You get a Taser! Everybody gets a Taser!

33:40 Even more lies from the Etonian Mop

41:50 Scotland Yard's report on victims of sexual abuse

57:36 The ever dwindling funding for the arts and private education

01:27:00 The Area 51 Raid; lessons learned

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor: John Dalziel