Conservative Alternative News:

1.  The Black Moon Apocalypse ended the world today

2.  The first "3-Parent" baby born in Mexico

3.  Woman caught with husbands entrails in a bag

4.  Kansas University politically correct libtard bans "Gorilla" decoration for being too masculine.  

5.  Emergency need for exorcists as people turn to satanism and black magic

6.  Woman falls to her death after riding on top of a mattress located on a moving vehicle