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Katie and Bridget go to a crappy summer camp (that Steve Christy spent $25,000 on already!? WHAT!?) as they re-watch the movie: Friday the 13th! It's a horror movie all about the dangers of brushing off creepy advances from men instead of just going on home! Watch as these camp counselors are picked off one by one by an unknown killer all within the first day of getting there. Spoiler alert: the killer is Mrs. Voorhees, a lady with some serious Connecticut fashion, who's out for revenge since her son Jason drowned in the lake while camp counselors were boning. Jason does somehow learn how to swim though after he dies so that's nice we guess... Released in 1980, this movie spawned a ridiculous amount of sequels and was directed by Sean Cunningham.