Scott’s 2012 tour and appearance schedule has been set! Check out all the fun below as we set up a little West Coast vs. East Coast rivalry! There will be freebies for pre-ordering both NOCTURNAL and THE MVP, freebies for showing up at a tour stop, and even a treat for whichever coast makes the best showing once both tours are done. You’re really going to want to listen to all these details Junkie, so I’m not even going to mention the big secret news about Scott maybe buying stock in Hostess to save the chocodile.*

*Disclaimer: Scott did not buy stock. Chocodiles are kind of gross.