It's National Onion Ring Day -- who CARES!!!? (But also, where do you like to eat them?)
Jesus seems to suggest that heaven and earth can have similarities. (Wish we'd cued Belinda Carlisle)
Johnathon now believes a better Italian Beef sandwich than Portillos exists.
A trick to get a girl to revealing where she really wants to eat so you don't have to waste time deciding together. Also, BE CAREFUL in how you proceed with this plan.