We have a Friendlytown Bandshell, so why don’t we have an Orchestra as well, like those snoots in Chum Village? Well, now we will!! Friendlytown is Holding Orchestra Auditions! Can you play Handel? What about that “pork, it’s what’s for dinner” song? Literally, can you play anything or at least try? Bring your instrument and wow your conductor, Friedrich Applebottom (or his non-union equivalent) because WE NEED A FIRST CHAIR EVERYTHING!