The last couple of dates have been quite vulnerable, so on today’s episode, our hosts dig into chaotic idiocy! The new year is fast approaching, so in the spirit of reinvention, Shelley and Bonnie take a career aptitude test in a FOMAEOTQAPT segment to see what jobs they’d have in another life! Find out why they want to go through firefighter training, why they don’t want to teach kids anymore, and what they’d sound like as auctioneers. Plus, Bonnie butchers the plot to more movies, Shelley confesses that they’ve never been to a spa, and both of them have questions for people with a foot fetish. Plus, they discuss their favorite holiday things and play a “fruit rules” version of listing their top 5 favorite Christmas movies. It’s an episode that’ll keep you laughing and warm as you finish out the year! Happy holidays from the whole Everybody Ships Us crew!

 - Bonnie, Shelley, Assistern Bri, and Jeremy xoxo

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