Step into a tour of the delightful and absurd: Mark Twain’s frog tale meets the real-life rules of small-town America. At the Calaveras County Fair frogs leap for glory, but a blunt public-health line separates sport from supper — if a frog dies mid-jump it cannot be eaten and must be disposed of, a pragmatic and strangely moving rule to prevent disease.

Then we pivot to civic theater: Chico’s symbolic ban on building or storing nuclear weapons—complete with a token fine—reveals how municipalities use laws to assert local values even when federal authority looms larger. Along the way we debunk and decode myths, from the likely-apocryphal ban on women driving in housecoats to modern protections for driving rights and hot-button policies on clotheslines and rooftop solar in HOAs.

We zip across the West — Colorado’s permits to make it snow, rules about couches on porches — and return to a moral throughline: care for wildlife, community identity, and the small, earnest regulations that say what a place values. Protect the frog, save the planet, and please don’t bring your warhead to the farmer’s market.