From Trump promising to keep Putin “in check” in Alaska’s icy summit, to India’s 79th Independence Day celebrations complete with Google doodles, cricket, and 4 AM metro rides — today’s headlines are too good not to sketch. We’ll roast Maharashtra’s one-day meat ban, peek at Yorkshire’s unexpected ‘flaming summer holiday,’ and even place some cheeky MLB prop bets. News so hot it could light a moor on fire… or at least keep you awake for that early train.