This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).

This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, Anthony and Nalee spiral straight into a Big Tangent™ — and let’s just say, the syllabus includes sex, self-sabotage, and slightly too many dildo tangents.

We’re talking:
 🍆 Size myths, insecurities, and “sexpectations” vs. reality
 💋 Good makeouts that ruin your life for six months (minimum)
 🛍 Retail therapy, mirror pep talks, and whether online shopping counts as healing
 📱 Friends who call you out vs. friends who lie badly over text
 💔 Why friendship breakups sometimes sting harder than romantic ones
 ⚖️ Twin Tangents Court returns with cases of horny relapses, group chat ghosting, and thirst traps that died in the drafts

It’s chaotic, it’s vulnerable, it’s weirdly therapeutic — like a group cry that keeps getting interrupted by laughter and unhinged hypotheticals. Light a candle, pour a drink, and remember: validation is optional, but spiraling with us is forever.

⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
 Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
 (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
 It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

Your seasonal reminder to pause, breathe, and set boundaries—because burnout isn’t festive. 🧠

If you’ve been vibing with Twin Tangents, drop a quick rating or review—it’s the podcast version of bringing a dish to Friendsgiving. ⭐️

 A cozy November check-in about gratitude, growth, and letting go—because not everyone gets a seat at your table anymore. 🍂

A gentle reminder to protect your peace this season. You’re allowed to rest, cry, and say no. We’re proud of you. ❤️

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