What’s been keeping me up? The fact that humans really do suck a big FAT EGG! Ok . Not ALL humans. Most here are perfectly lovely humans out there. But lately it seems a LARGE PORTION of humans, SUCK!? Sometimes it’s your family members? Sometimes it’s your friend? Other times, they are strangers. I discuss people being jerks. In the same breath, I discuss being the very BEST YOU, you can be! Unless that YOU is a GIGANTIC douche lord? Please don’t be that. I talk about the hypocrisy of me saying that. It’s complicated. I discuss all of this, from my bathroom. Yes, you heard that correctly. My BATHROOM! Don’t worry I’m NOT on the toilet, GEESH! I’m unprofessional. But not THAT unprofessional!