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he crew kicks off arguing about branding (why we’re drinking from random cups like amateurs), then jumps into Champions League playoff chaos—Italian giants wobbling, Madrid doing “scripted” things, and away trips to icy Bodo sounding like football’s haunted house. After that, it’s full London derby energy: Arsenal vs Chelsea preview, why Arsenal get jittery late in games, who controls the midfield, Rice’s best role, Martinelli catching heat, and a spicy combined XI debate that turns into score predictions… and a dangerous bottle bet if Arsenal “bottle” the league.
Timestamps
01:22 – Intro chaos + “where’s the winner?”
02:31 – Cup talk → branding idea (Five Aside mug)
05:00 – Welcome + jerseys/banter + Champions League playoff chat
06:38 – Italian league panic, Madrid “script,” Galatasaray madness
09:28 – Bodo away terror stories (weather, cursed stadium vibes)
12:11 – New UCL format debate (and why dropping to Europa was trash)
16:16 – Arsenal wishlist + Martinelli debate starts heating up
19:55 – Arsenal vs Chelsea preview officially begins
25:02 – “Don’t play the occasion” + Arsenal late-game nerves
35:15 – Where the game is won (midfield vs attack)
42:11 – Rice/Zubi workload + playing through the middle + Eze impact
47:01 – Rice: 6 vs box-to-box argument
50:40 – Combined XI picks (keeper → backline → midfield)
57:31 – Front three debate (Neto/Trossard/Palmer/Saka etc.)
01:04:58 – Score predictions + arguing over pressing/defending
01:11:05 – Drinks on the line + “Arsenal has to give”
01:12:34 – Bottle bet punchline + outro promo
By Five-asidehe crew kicks off arguing about branding (why we’re drinking from random cups like amateurs), then jumps into Champions League playoff chaos—Italian giants wobbling, Madrid doing “scripted” things, and away trips to icy Bodo sounding like football’s haunted house. After that, it’s full London derby energy: Arsenal vs Chelsea preview, why Arsenal get jittery late in games, who controls the midfield, Rice’s best role, Martinelli catching heat, and a spicy combined XI debate that turns into score predictions… and a dangerous bottle bet if Arsenal “bottle” the league.
Timestamps
01:22 – Intro chaos + “where’s the winner?”
02:31 – Cup talk → branding idea (Five Aside mug)
05:00 – Welcome + jerseys/banter + Champions League playoff chat
06:38 – Italian league panic, Madrid “script,” Galatasaray madness
09:28 – Bodo away terror stories (weather, cursed stadium vibes)
12:11 – New UCL format debate (and why dropping to Europa was trash)
16:16 – Arsenal wishlist + Martinelli debate starts heating up
19:55 – Arsenal vs Chelsea preview officially begins
25:02 – “Don’t play the occasion” + Arsenal late-game nerves
35:15 – Where the game is won (midfield vs attack)
42:11 – Rice/Zubi workload + playing through the middle + Eze impact
47:01 – Rice: 6 vs box-to-box argument
50:40 – Combined XI picks (keeper → backline → midfield)
57:31 – Front three debate (Neto/Trossard/Palmer/Saka etc.)
01:04:58 – Score predictions + arguing over pressing/defending
01:11:05 – Drinks on the line + “Arsenal has to give”
01:12:34 – Bottle bet punchline + outro promo