Welcome back to Robots Vs. Vampires! Adrian Smith, your friendly neighborhood fantasy fanatic, and Julia Jones, resident sci-fi expert are back to bring you another tale from the edges of reality! Today we're tackling the age-old question: can a super-cringey vampire vlog be the key to world peace? Let's find out!

Imagine this: You're a teenager, just trying to survive high school, when BAM – you get bitten by a vampire and your whole life gets turned upside down. You're stuck with an insatiable thirst for blood (ethically sourced, of course), a sunlight allergy that would make a ghost jealous, and a reflection that keeps disappearing and reappearing in your phone camera! Pretty standard teenage stuff, right?

This poor kid just wants to figure out how to be a vampire in a world that's pretty much terrified of him. So, what does he do? He starts a vlog! He figures, why not share his struggles, maybe connect with some fellow newbies, and find out where to score some decent blood in this town!

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