A global frontpage overview for March 25.

This simulated front page of the newspaper Folha de S.Paulo, dated March 2026, presents a collection of fictionalized future news reports and cultural features. The primary headline details legal developments for Jair Bolsonaro, noting his transition to house arrest under strict surveillance and digital restrictions. Other major political stories include the inelegibility of Cláudio Castro and President Lula’s efforts to lower consumer credit interest rates to boost popularity. Global reports highlight a massive protest in Argentina commemorating a past military coup and escalating military tensions involving Israel and Lebanon. Finally, the arts section promotes a centennial celebration of Marilyn Monroe, featuring previously unseen photographs and biographical insights.