What’s UP at the Playhouse, Local Theater, WEDDING CRASHERS at the Big Wedding, NOT Wedding Crashers, Chinese Food, FACE MITES, July 4th on the Cape and The Bird Report™. Also, The Sprite of Bell’s Neck™, FLAMINGOES ARE MONSTERS, All of the people are here, SEX ON THE BEACH (Mayflower Beach), Birthdays, Birthdays, Birthdays and BIG Anniversaries. Plus: FAKE OBITUARIES, smrt, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and NATIONAL DAYS!