Today we'll talk about pineapple drinks - most without any booze - and what happens when you add fruit to a smoker. We'll also talk about the zero-star review of downtown's Hoppin' John, the closure of San Antonio's best bar, the cutest food-related kids book and we get all ranty about buns that don't hold their own against stuffed sandwiches and burgers - like an elephant squeezed into skinny jeans.