On today’s date, Shelley measures her balls and bones, Bonnie gets stressed about picking up paint from Home Depot, and our hosts establish a binding ranking system that we’ve dubbed “Fruit Rules.” Shelley has the depressing realization that she’s in her late 20’s, Bonnie begs people to reveal their crushes, and our hosts shamelessly plug Shelley’s Venmo account (@shelley-norfleet). Plus, it’s the return of everybody’s favorite segment, Mind Meld! And Shelley and Bonnie definitely remember how to sing the theme song, and it goes perfectly.

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