Furious George gets down on his knees and opens wide... to beg the Cubs to sign a big free agent bat. We also react to another Lions win, and bring back the sports semantics segment to debate the meaning of "poverty franchise."

FRAUD ALERT!!! FRAUD ALERT!!!

AN Ohio State University just got dogwalked on national television, and the balance of power has shifted in the Big 10. The Michigan flag wasn't the only thing to get planted deep into the Buckeyes on Saturday. The Horseshoe? Jim Harbaugh just lost his shoe somewhere between the cheeks of the softest program in the country. Man I could go on forever... Just listen to the episode already.

Well it's been a few weeks, and while we were gone The Man in the Michigan Hat forgot how to use his mic. So enjoy this terrible audio until about halfway through the episode.

We promise the audio will be better next week when we celebrate Michigan destroying OSU.

Football reactions

Furious George ran a marathon and has a wild bathroom encounter

Testicles have taste buds? Has science gone too far?

Sorry no intro. Had to rush to get this out last minute. Blame our lazy editor.

NFL and NCAA reactions

How good are the Lions and Bears?

Return of Draft Daze!

ROP ROP ROP

Bears sliiiiiiiiiiiide into them DMs. Lions let a comeback slip away. Notre Dame makes their fans cry. Michigan makes their fans cum. Lots of wetness and fluids in this week's episode. And that doesn't even include a boat ride on the way to Numenor. So much wetness flooding your earholes. I hope you wore your bathing suit.

It's NFL Week 1!!! We preview Lions and Bears matchups, react to college football action, and introduce a brand new segment! Check out the new show Rings of Power, and follow along with us as we spend some time reviewing what might be the greatest show of all time. 

Another episode of manic deviance awaits...

We talk a little about how we think the AFC will play out this season, and a lot about these things:

Three's Company...

Three Amigos...

The Jonas Brothers...

The Bermuda Love Triangle...

Hat Trick...

Three Dollar Bill...

Neopolitan Ice Cream...

We Three Kings...

ménage à trois...

Are you just going to keep reading this all day? Play the episode!

On this episode, the safe word is whiskey. 

Also, Man in the Michigan Hat lays out his optimism for the Lions, Furious George does the same for the Bears. Then, depending on the results, Furious George could be deepthroating shots of nasty sodas, and Man in the Michigan Hat could be smothered in some luscious breasts.