In which our intrepid trio break free from the dictatorial bonds of our fascist regimes to provide soulful commentary on this 1984 George Orwell adaptation. 

Yay/Nay (1:30) The Girl With All The Gifts • JCVD • Pirates Of The Caribbean (the first one, you idiots) • Blue Steel • Legend • Moana • The Keepers •  

Movie Battle Royale (26:28) Almost Famous v Shark Tale • Cars v Phone Booth • Hellboy 2 v The Royal Tenenbaums • Star Trek (2009) v Meet The Parents • District 8 v Lethal Weapon •  

Main Review (39:22) 

Spoilers (1:02:41) 

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