In which our intrepid trio kidnap an unwilling youngster and force her to pretend to be a relative to fool other podcasters into thinking we have done something useful with our lives other than talk about movies for 90 minutes at a time. 

Yay/Nay (2:10) Buzzfeed Unsolved True Crime • Legends of Chima • The Florida Project • Lady Dynamite S2 • Murder on the Orient Express (2017) • Altered Carbon (Netflix) • Alien Covenant • American Made • The Hurricane Heist • 

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