In this episode of the not-even-close-to-award-winning Funny Business podcast, Tim and Ryan channel their best Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway* to illustrate the dangers of putting too much emphasis on winning awards.    While Price-Waterhouse looks for a new envelope hander-outer, we’ll entertain the masses with some dazzling links:   The Best Picture snafu wasn’t the only blunder on Sunday night’s Oscar telecast.    Forget La La Land and Moonlight. What were the WORST movies of the year?   Speaking of award screw-ups, Ryan has been named the Alumnus of the Year at his community college.    Here are the eight self-assessment questions Tim & Ryan discuss in this episode:   1. Name your Little X. Name your Big X. 2. Describe the Little X. 3. Describe the Big X. 4. When you achieve the Big X, what does that mean to you personally? (Thank you, Stephen Semple!) 5. How long is the dotted line between the Little X and the Big X? 6. Explain why you believe you can reach the Big X. 7. Describe everything that's in your way. 8. When you go back home, I want you to say, "Wow, I got exactly what I came for!" What is that thing, specifically, you came for?     *Tim is Warren. Ryan is Faye. But that goes without saying, right?