Fuck Off Truth Tellers

This week’s episode asks an important question: are addictions just distractions with

really good PR?

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We attempt to unpack “the ick” and instead spiral into a 29-minute hate crime against bald spots, long fingernails, Disney adults, and men who breathe incorrectly. Nobody survived.

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One of us got a life sentence. The other can’t pass a test.

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It’s about heroes, self-rescue, and the time we saved a man in a bathtub.

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This is 40: trusting your gut, dropping the baggage, and realizing you were right the whole time. Which is honestly annoying for everyone else.

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Adult friendships are weird-sometimes you leave dinner with less friends than you came with. One of us is accepting applications…the other is not hiring.

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This week we celebrate women’s intuition, aging like fine wine, and the fact that men lose their “protector era” the second their hips give out.

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How do you find what your soul needs when you’ve spent decades ignoring it? We’re not handing out answers, but we are unpacking the guilt, the noise-and the weird hope that maybe joy isn’t gone, just buried under years of being “productive.” If you’ve ever Googled “fun things to do near me” and then done absolutely none of them- you’re in good company.

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This week we audit our childhoods, patch the emotional drywall, and realize our friendship might be the only stable thing either of us has ever built.

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It’s our first episode of 2026, and we’re already off track. We immediately learn that one of us wants growth and the other wants working plumbing-and honestly, both feel valid.

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