Mentorship is cute in theory, but what happens when you never had one? You grow up feral, invent "confidence" out of thin air, and eventually get mistaken for someone who knows what they're talking about. This week we unpack our non-existent mentors, our accidental leadership skills, and why chaos is the best teacher we ever had.

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The weird guilt of doing “more” but still feeling like it wasn’t the right kind of more.

(Am I healing, or just slightly more functional while chaotic?) We talk about setting smaller goals, ditching people who don’t serve our peace, and how sometimes being an asshole is actually self-care.

If you’ve ever cried in a bathroom stall between character development and capitalism, this one’s for you.

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If you’ve ever wanted to quit your job mid-lunch break or felt personally victimized by a job offer, this one’s for you.

We haven’t figured it out yet, but we’re working on it-

And we are taking our cue from one very enthusiastic pug who clearly understands work/life balance better than we do.

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Not everyone’s gonna get you. That’s fine.

This episode is for the misunderstood girlies with sharp edges, soft hearts, and zero patience for unsolicited advice.

We’re not here to be liked. We’re here to be understood by the right people

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We’ve been best friends for 20 years-that’s two decades of bad decisions, inside jokes, and baby voices no one asked for.

In this episode, we talk about dropping the masks we wear for work, family, and all the everyday assholes we politely endure.

Pull up a chair. It’s chaotic, it’s cringe, it’s safe. And your haters? Consider them handled.

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Welcome to Fuck Off, Truth Tellers — with Stacey and Tiffany.

Twenty years of friendship, overshared in real time — for better, for worse, and now, for you.

We’re not here to fix your life — we’re barely surviving ours. But we are here to talk about it while riding the chaos carousel. It’s about owning your energy, emotionally dissociating with charm, and becoming your best self… eventually. Probably. Maybe.

If you’ve ever questioned all your life choices before 9 a.m., you’re in the right place.