It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. Off the top, we discuss how German courts rule in favor of techno, an underwater scooter criminal and the Austrian villager formerly named "Fucking." Real village name, real news. Then we round the show out with a missing giant wooden penis statue in the Bavarian Alps and a whale sculpture in the Netherlands which saved an out of control metro train. Follow along with all of this week's stories here:German Court Rules That Techno Counts As Music Ponzi scheme suspect uses underwater scooter to try and evade FBI in California Austrian village of 'Fucking' decides to change its name A Giant Penis Statue in the Bavarian Mountains Is the New Mysterious Monolith Giant whale sculpture catches crashing metro train in midair