Seth and Sean discuss their trip to Alcatraz, CJ Stroud cutting his long locks, James Harden being traded to Cleveland, if the Astros will bring back Framber Valdez, go through the day's Headlines, talk about Tom Brady refusing to pick a side in this Super Bowl, JJ Watt slamming the Hall of Fame for the Bill Belichick snub, what Roger Goodell had to say about the ever-expanding NFL, if the Rockets will do anything at the trade deadline, circle back to CJ Stroud cutting his hair, lay out 5 reasons they'd pitch the Texans to HBO and NFL Films for Hard Knocks this season, dive into what the Astros' opening day lineup may look like, are joined by current 49ers and former Texans legendary Long Snapper Jon Weeks, talk with draft analyst and former Raiders GM Mike Mayock, explore what they want to ask Texans GM Nick Caserio, talk with Reggie and Lopez, and Seth accidentally hits Sean in the eye with a Tide pod.