Following the tried and true eighties sequel tradition of taking a successful, well made horror movie and Rambofying it by at least three hundred percent, Phantasm 2 is a Jolt Cola fueled pile of confusing and amazing banana-pants nonsense. 

I declare that a new law, (The Phantasm 2 Accord) states that any movies made with weapons should be forced to double the number of barrels or stabbing implements on their weapons for each sequel.  Friday the 13th part 12? More like "The one where Jason gets a twelve bladed machete." 

Sit yourself down with a nice big bowl of runny vanilla pudding and enjoy the longest episode of the Fun Box Monster Podcast ever as Matt and Tristan gush (like a Graver with a Sentinel Sphere stuck in their head) about the eighties masterpiece Phantasm 2.