College functions are both beloved and feared, but what are they really like? And, what’s it like to go to one with THE Sam Allen? In order to explore both of these questions, the show welcomes its first duo, experts on functions and previous dates of Sam: Whitney Fix and Payton Collins! Listen in to an episode full of laughs and banter, and by the end of it you’ll learn more than just learn how to be a good date to that next big event. You’ll also hear about what a “schnook” is, learn how to make functions less terrifying, and try desperately to understand how and why one of our guests idolized Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis as a child.