Funniest Mexican expressions part 1

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1. A Mexican doesn’t “humor you”…“he gives you a plane” (te da el avión). 2. A Mexican doesn’t “make fun of you”…he “snacks” on you (te botanea) or he “grabs you while you’re going down” (te agarra de bajada). 3. A Mexican doesn’t “flirt with you”…he “throws you the dog” (te tira el perro). 4. A Mexican doesn’t “ignore you”…he “does as if the virgin’s speaking to him” (hace como que la virgen le habla). 5. A Mexican doesn’t “beat about the bush”…he “loves doing it the sucky sucky way” (le encanta hacerle a la mamada). 6. A Mexican doesn’t have “sexual intercourse in the morning”…he throws “the morning one” (se avienta el mañanero). 7. A Mexican isn’t “hungover”…he “has a raw one of the you’re gonna cry type” (tiene una cruda marca llorarás). 8. A Mexican doesn’t get confused…he “turns himself into balls” (se hace bolas). 9. A Mexican doesn’t “get drunk”…he goes “fart, blurry, chachalaco, all the way up to his little hands” (se pone pedo, borroso, chachalaco, hasta las manitas pues). 10. A Mexican isn’t “in a hurry”…he “goes into a motherly transformation” (va vuelto madre).] 11. A Mexican doesn’t “get mad”…he “turns into the big goat” (se encabrona). 12. A Mexican doesn’t “get scared or surprised”…he “gets himself out of the fart” (se saca de pedo). 13. A Mexican doesn’t “wait for a miracle”…he goes “to dance to Chalma” (se va a bailar a Chalma). 14. A Mexican doesn’t “nearly fail”…he “makes it on his belly” (pasa de panzazo). 15. A Mexican doesn’t “kill time”…he’s “poking his eyes” (está picándose los ojos). 16. A Mexican doesn’t “plan ahead”…he “measures the water for the sweet potatoes” (le mide el agua a los camotes). 17. A Mexican doesn’t “cheat on you”…he “rides another bicycle.” 18. A Mexican doesn’t “ask for permission”…he “asks for chance” (And that last ‘e’ is not silent). 19. A Mexican doesn’t “fund raise”…he “builds a cow” (arma la vaca). 20. A Mexican doesn’t have “complete certainty about something”…his “mothers fall over him” (le cae de madres). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.