r/trees  Funniest weed stories

Alright everyone, let's hear your funniest stories from when you were stoned. I'll start.

So me and two buddies had just smoked a gram of some proper chronic, this shit was hella dank and the crew had just come out of a T-break too, so it hit us like a freight train. I thought that my lighter was missing so I look for it for like 10 minutes only to find it in my pocket, me and my buddies laughed for a good 5 minutes at that, but that's not the funny part. Me and the crew go into class, and our teacher knew we high, but he was really cool about it because we just kept our mouths shut and got on with it. He walks up to us and quietly asks "How high are you?" And I swear on Snoop Dogg, RAW rolling papers, and Cali buds, my friend replied "It's actually pronounced, Hi how are you?" The thing is, everyone in the class heard and completely lost it.

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